My mother's a little too happy today.
| Me: | okay you cook that and I'll cut some cucumbers. |
| Mom: | okay coocumbers! Puypumbers! |
| Me: | what? What are you say ma you're so weird. Where are the cucumbers? |
| Mom: | PUYPUMBERS! PUYPUMBERS! Pubic Hair! HAHAHAHA |
| Me: | O M G... Why . |