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Sun, 26 May 2013 01:05:25 -0400

It’s coming back. That horrible feeling. It’s almost been a year and that memory is...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:01:00 -0400

It’s coming back. That horrible feeling. It’s almost been a year and that memory is messing me up. I think it’s time to go to therapy.

I have project that’s due soon. My subject is about architecture in Los Angeles. Now, she...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:58:06 -0400

I have project that’s due soon. My subject is about architecture in Los Angeles. Now, she assigned us to show how each short story we read this semester can be useful to our project. But here’s the thing, some are just outrageously irrelevent. For instance, one that talks about rape… so……… help? Lol

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Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:03:05 -0500

nineteenlives: Guys, this boy surprised me with flowers. I don’t even like him. I’m giving the...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:57:01 -0500

nineteenlives:

Guys, this boy surprised me with flowers. I don’t even like him. I’m giving the roses to my grandma. LOL IM CRYING.

werejustanimals: I have re-blogged this too many times

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 16:49:55 -0500

werejustanimals:

I have re-blogged this too many times

animationart: Paperman-The Full Short released by Disney

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 12:17:50 -0500

animationart:

Paperman-The Full Short released by Disney

thisisnoise4:

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 11:58:53 -0500

thisisnoise4:

daffodils: s0megirlnamedbrittanie: gen-esis: chrisprown: vvol...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:06:53 -0500

daffodils:

s0megirlnamedbrittanie:

gen-esis:

chrisprown:

vvolfme:

honorized:

ov-al:

Johnny Depp when he was 16.

holy shit he was hot

Was? Was? Was??

orgasming lols

O HYNXDFGMN

999% done

ALWAYS, ALWAYS REBLOGG mmmm bby <3

This is my favorite picture of all time seriously

Love him omg

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Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:15:26 -0500

the-absolute-best-posts: is-it-ok-if-i: the twins from full...

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:08:37 -0500

the-absolute-best-posts:

is-it-ok-if-i:

the twins from full house now

Banana Republic

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 07:50:40 -0500

Holy fuck I was in the men’s fitting room. Changing…in the middle stall… So just to make sure, I waited til the coast was clear and i had to act like a secret agent; making sure not to run into another man before I could even get out. Unless they don’t have separate fitting rooms? And it was just a coincidence the room was filled with only guys…. I don’t fucken know, I’m sleepy. Peace.

Best thing I've read on tumblr.

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:53:41 -0500

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

That student was Albert Einstein.

I HATE, HATE! How this site just killed gossip girl for me. I started watching it a couple of weeks...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 06:16:02 -0500

I HATE, HATE! How this site just killed gossip girl for me. I started watching it a couple of weeks ago to see why people love it and I have to admit it’s pretty good. BUT I’m barely in season fucken 5 ep 22. And people need to stop killing it! Wait atleast 2 weeks or so. Oh wait too late! -_- Bullmotherfucken aye!

I showed my mom a birthday video from a year ago, but I completely forgot I was cursing almost half...

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 15:21:47 -0500

I showed my mom a birthday video from a year ago, but I completely forgot I was cursing almost half of the time in the video. So I look at her and said shit out loud and said shit again for saying shit. And then I was like fuck… now I have a mom thinking I’m an ungrateful, drug addict, shameful daughter. Hahahaha oh asian parents.

comablood: King said in an interview that this photograph was...

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 04:26:54 -0500

comablood:

King said in an interview that this photograph was taken as he tried to explain to his daughter Yolanda why she could not go to Funtown, a whites-only amusement park in Atlanta. King claims to have been tongue-tied when speaking to her. “One of the most painful experiences I have ever faced was to see her tears when I told her Funtown was closed to colored children, for I realized the first dark cloud of inferiority had floated into her little mental sky.”

cokeflow: if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don’t get too excited

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 04:25:56 -0500

cokeflow:

if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don’t get too excited

uhttractive: twerkjakeiscanon: shattered—colors: gifs-for-fun:...

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 04:10:03 -0500

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

drinkinginla26: constrictyourhandsaroundme: siriuslyslytherin: ...

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:56:02 -0500

drinkinginla26:

constrictyourhandsaroundme:

siriuslyslytherin:

airpunchingacademic:

jaderkinss:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Fucking brilliance

Absolute perfection.

A+ job.

What a man!

I remember when this happened, it was probably the greatest local news story we ever had.